MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE
No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.
You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.
You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.
You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.
You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.
Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?
What is wrong with you
Well, actually, it wouldn’t be THAT instantaneous. The lack of pressure from the vacuum of space doesn’t actually “make your head explode.” Sure you’re body’s used to the pressure of the atmosphere, but the lack of its presence wouldn’t kill you alone. You don’t instantly freeze either, as space simply lacks temperature and a means by which you can keep it in, you radiate heat until you suffer from hyopthermia…. Except for the fact that you’re usually passed out by then since space, as a near perfect vacuum, would essentially suck the air out of your lungs do to the pressure difference between the inside and outside of your body. You’d lose consciousness in about 12 seconds. I mean, still pretty fast, but not THAT instantaneous, considering how uncomfortable it’d be.
…Though i do still agree it’d be one of the better places to die.
you only live online
I want to see that episode. Where everyone calls them Sam and Dean and they’re all “no you don’t understand we’re actors OH GOD JARED GET THE SALT” and they just kind of have to survive while Misha flagrantly abuses his angel powers.
Like the opposite of The French Mistake. Oh god yes. This needs to happen and it needs to happen nOW.
SOMEONE TELL MISHA
I love how when we come up with these ideas, someone is always like, “GO TELL MISHA.” Like he’s going to make it happen for us lol.
TWEET IT TO HIM
if you tweet it enough he’ll respond i hope
Misha would just go to hospitals and heal EVERYONE
James Potter accidentally shifting into Animagus shape when someone gives him a scare, and the first night Harry starts screaming in the middle of the night Lily isn’t sure if she’s still dreaming when she sees a distressed deer jumping against the bedroom door
IS EVERYONE JUST GOING TO ADD THAT GIF TO ALL MY JAMES POTTER POSTS ARE YOU SERIOUS
fanfiction should be taken a lot more seriously as literature. True, some of it isn’t really excellent writing and some is just smut but let me tell you i have read some fics that are beautifully well done and turned my life upside down and legitimately gave me feelings for days and if that’s not real literature then what is